thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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themadones4:

themadones4:

tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.

TYLER OAKLEY POSTED MY VIDEO WHAT IS LIFE I CAN’T BREATHE HELP ME OH MY GOD I’M CRYING I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

just let the notes sink in………


thesassyblacknerd:

tarynel:

l20music:

Shes a keeper. Lol

His face! Lol

Steve Harvey is useful for one thing…. Great reaction gifs.


“This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren’t as devastated.” — Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via perfect)


caraphatash:

This movie was better than I expected 



 


talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs


hisfairassasin:

i just don’t know, he’s beautiful. Maybe he shined a little more than me, no it’s too much, burn my sun, up in flames we go, you fire breather . Ash and dust on my door, smoke rise trying to survive inside your arms.


  1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

    2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

    3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

    4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

    5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

    6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

    7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

    8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

    9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

    10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

    11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

    12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

    14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

    15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

    16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
” — Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness  (via pigmenting)

#ffr

christopher-whitelaw:

wwbioteach:

The truth that every girl feels breathing down their neck as described by a teenage misfit in an 80s movie about kids in Saturday school written by a man.

the entire scene is an improvisation, it’s how these people felt that their characters would really think and probably included a lot of their own beliefs


caseyanthonyofficial:

becca-morley:

history

I SEE ME


goodbye, cristina yang


nudelyps:

mollaythesassay:

homosexualsofthebarricade:

i-am-in-your-fandom:

official-europa:

swoorlix:

fer1972:

The Realistic Packaging Paintings of Yrjö Edelmann

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

"haha wow they really suck at wrapping pres- WHAT?"

*squirms*

i was literally thinking ‘don’t let them be fucking paintin- GOD DAMMIT!!!!’

This fucks with me so hard every single time

ded